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Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

This is why you don’t act like a douche and put your gross hands all over the glass.


you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face


shout out to everybody who has school soon

i believe in you

you will be excellent this year

and if you’re not that’s ok too it doesn’t mean you’re not smart

just remember to take care of yourself because your mental health is more important than your grades ok?

group hug ily all


"harry’s in the loo without me……………what if he pees on someone else…………..that’s our thing"



@WValderrama: Wishing u happy birthday would never come close 2 all the inspiring things I wish 4 ur life Love u thru all



I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”


I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS



i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone


You know what would be the cutest thing?

If Harry and Louis were actually already married, but they’d had a little ceremony and dressed up and were adorable and sometime in the future when they’re out we get these pictures from like, 2012 or 2013 (or even 2014) of them in suits and being all loving and adorable and smiling at each other and MARRIED.